Bulma VS. Rei (Sailor Mars)
Created:  9/8/1999

We put both warrior's... well, semi-warriors... in a fighting arena.  Here are your host's Minniko (minnie-ko) and Reika (rei-ka).

Minnkio:  Howdy-Hi! hello! hi-hi!!! um Reika?
Reika:  Yah?
Minniko:  How do you say hi in Spanish?
Reika:  Ooooookay...... Minniko is a little hyper today.  Well anyway let's begin.....
Minniko:  What on Earth could Rei and Bulma be fighting about anyway?
Reika:  I don't know
Minniko:  Reika-
Reika:  sssshhhhhh!!! Turn on the sound Rei's saying something
Rei- "Vegeta's mine you hear?"
Bulma- "No he's my little Prince Vegeta!!"
Minniko & Reika:  Their fighting over Vegeta!?!
Minniko:  How weird
Reika:  Yah, Bulma look's worried she's not so stupid after all!
Minniko:  Wait, no she isn't that bright after all she's charging head first at Rei
Reika:  Rei easily dodges the attack
Minniko:  Rei jumps over Bulma does a flip in the air and kicks Bulma from behind.  She is now laying face down on the ground.  Wait! Rei's saying something turn on the sound!
Rei- "Eat asphalt loser!"
Reika (looking horrified):  Bulma's getting my newly paved asphalt dirty! Get up idiot! Look up in the sky, someone's coming!
Minniko:  Oh
Reika:  Minniko, you didn't call Piccolo to come fight too like last time did you? Man, the stains from that fight were so hard to get out
Minniko:  No I didn't call him to come fight for this fight
Reika:  Oh my god!
Reika & Minniko:  It's VEGETA!!!!????!!!!
*Vegeta crashes through the roof*
Vegeta:  That's right girls I'm watching the show
Reika:  Well...... okay.  Sound! We need sound!
Bulma- "Vegeta save me! Remember all the good times we've been through together? What about Trunks and Bra?"
Vegeta (mutters):  Your really crappy cooking...
Rei- "I call upon the power of Mars! Fireballs charge!!"
Reika:  You do know what this is all about don't you?
Vegeta:  Of coarse! I'm not stupid like some people! *looking at Minniko*
Minniko:  I'm not stupid ape-man!
Vegeta:  WHAT!!
Reika:  Lets just watch the fight
Minniko:  Rei's anti-evil charms are sticking to Bulma
Rei- "Mars fire ignite!"
Vegeta:  Human torch! Whahahahah!!
Minniko:  Kayo ken attack! hehe!
*Vegeta and Reika stare at her blankly*
Vegeta (says quietly):  Stupid
Reika:  Now Bulma's a little pile of ashes on the ground
Minniko:  Well, that was easy no clean-up job
Reika:  Hey Veg-
*Vegeta flies down and picks up Rei*
Minniko & Reika:  Until next time see ya!