N*Suck...I mean...N*Sync vs. Linkin Park

Stefi: Hello folks! How are you?

Chrissy: Hope your ready for some fun!! No, wait...that sounded gay...Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!

Stefi: Riiiight....Chrissy that's the oldest line in the book.

Chrissy: Well I had to use something.

Stefi: Okay, anywayz today on Anime Versus we have two very special guests...

Chrissy: N*Suck...I mean...N*Sync and Linkin Park!

Stefi: Now we know they're not anime but we thought it would be nice to have a little change of pace. Chrissy, why don't you introduce each of our guests?

Chrissy: Of course I'll introduce our guests, Stefi. Here is N*Suck...I mean N*Sync....Chris, J.C, Lance, Joey and Justin!!!!!!

*Silence from the "crowd"*

Stefi: Here is Linkin Park...Mike, Chester, Brad, Rob and Joe!!!

*Cheers from the "crowd"*

Joe: Um...I prefer to be called Mr.Hahn.

Stefi: Okaaaay....Mr. Hahn....let's just start the fight...

Chrissy: Ready...Get set....GO!!!!

*Justin raises his hand*

Stefi: yes?

Justin: What are we supposed to do?

*Stefi falls to floor*

Chrissy: Your supposed to fight. Y'know like hurt the opposing team?

Justin: Oooooh.....No I don't know.

Chrissy: You dork!!!!!

*Meanwhile*

Stefi: While my co-host Chrissy argues with the habitually stupid Justine Timberlake I will be broadcasting the fight. Joey of N*Sync and Joe...I mean Mr.Hahn of Linkin Park have started to argue. Let's take a closer look.

Joey: What's your real name?

Joe...Mr.Hahn: My real name is Joseph. What is your real name?

Joey: Joseph.

Mr.Hahn: You suck. There can only be one Joseph on this show!

Joey: Oh yeah?

Mr. Hahn: yeah!

Stefi: Joey and Joe...I mean... Mr. Hahn are now rolling around on the ground biting and scratching each other. What girls. Let's see how Chrissy and Justin are doing...

Chrissy: YOU ARE SOOOOO STUPID!!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!?

Justin: Uh, no.

*Chrissy starts ripping her hair out and whacking her head against the control panel.*

Stefi: Chrissy...it's okay...think calm happy thoughts....

Chrissy: calm...happy...thoughts...

Stefi: that's better. Let's get back to the fight. Wow it looks like they've got the hang of it now!

Chrissy: Rob(Linkin Park's drummer) has poked out Lance's eyes and is running around singing the Song of Music.

Stefi: Sound of Music.

Chrissy: Whatever. Mr. Hahn has now ripped off Joey's ear and is....wait is he eating Joey's ear!? Cannible!!!

Stefi: Wait a second that reminds me....I wanna eat baby toes!!!!!!

Chrissy: Stefi! Get ahold of yourself!

Stefi: Why!!!??? WHY!!!??? Why should I get ahold of myself!?!??!??!? Auntie Chrissy!?

Chrissy: Because six of our guests are missing!!!

Stefi: Nani!? Six!?

Chrissy: J.C, Justin, Chris, Chester, Brad and Mike.

Stefi: Where could they be?

Chrissy: I don't know!

Stefi: Let's go find them!!!

Chrissy: Right.

*Chrissy and Stefi leave the studio and start looking for their missing guests*

Stefi: Let's look at the mall first.

Chrissy: Okay.

*Chrissy and Stefi use Power Wheel's Cars to drive to the mall in less than a minuet*

Chrissy: If we were in a band where we we go, Stefi?

Stefi*w/ dreamy look on her face*: ....baby toes....

Chrissy: Stefi!

Stefi *snaps out of dream*: what!?

Chrissy: I think I know where they might be....lets go!

*Chrissy and Stefi run to...Hello Kitty shop?*

Chrissy: Aha! There you are!

*Chester, Brad and Mike are admiring a pink hello kitty t-shirt*

Mike: Damn it! They found us!

Stefi: Why were you guys looking at HELLO KITTY stuff?

Brad: Brad likes the hello kitty merchandise.

Mike: Me too.

Chester: Oh no, Brad's started talking in third person again. He needs his medication. Mike, we must get him to a doctor!

Mike: First can I buy this t-shirt?

Chester: N-no! You can't buy the- well it is a pretty cute t-shirt....

Mike: Yeah! *holds up Hello Kitty shirt* Look it has sparklies!! And it's pink to match my hair!

Brad: Brad thinks the Hello Kitty shirt is perfect for Mike. He wants one too.

Chrissy: Sorry to interupt but you guys need to get back to the show!!!

Stefi: Yeah! Your ruining it with your Hello Kitty obession!

Chester: Sorry ladies but we really need to get Brad's medication. Right Mike? Mike?

*Mike is buying pink Hello Kitty t-shirt.*

Chester: Mike get over here!! We need to get Brad's medication.

Brad: Brad doesn't want any medication. He just wants a shirt like Mike.

Chrissy: Well if you guys won't come back to the show can you at least tell us where we might find N*Sync?

Chester: I think they went to Hot Topic.

Brad: Brad thinks that store is scary.

Mike (Is finished buying his shirt): Mike agrees with Brad. That store is scary.

Chester: Great now both of them are speaking in third person! Let's go get you two to the doctor for your medication.

*Chester drags both Mike and Brad out of the Hello Kitty shop.*

Stefi: Well there go three of our guests. Let's find N*Sync.

Chrissy: Okay. Chester said they were in Hot Topic?

Stefi: I doubt that but lets check anyway.

*Chrissy and Stefi run over to Hot Topic. They find Justin, Chris and J.C. listening to a KoRn CD.*

Chrissy: J. C, Justin, Chris? What are you doing here?

Justin: Just checkin' out the latest KoRn CD.

Stefi: You guys don't listen to KoRn!

Chris: Yeah we do! KoRn is our favorite group!

J.C: Duh.

Chrissy: Wha? Okay you three. We need to get back to the studio and finish the fight!

Justin: We're not going back. Mr. Hahn is a cannible and we don't want to get eaten.

Chris:So go away.

J.C.: Duh.

Stefi: Fine.

Chrissy: You guys suck!

Justin: No we don't

Chris: Yeah.

J.C.: Duh.

*Chrissy and Stefi head back to the studio without any of their missing guests.*

Stefi: That was a waist of time.

Chrissy: From now on we stick with Anime.

Stefi: Right. Well at least we got to meet Linkin Park.

Chrissy *sighs*

Stefi: Well we might as well finish up.

Chrissy: Okay.

Stefi: Mr. Hahn has eaten everyone who was left in the studio while we were away, including Rob.

Chrissy: Now we have to clean up after Mr. Hahn the psychopath DJ.

Stefi: I wonder if he has any baby toes left....

Chrissy: Stefi!!

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