Trunks VS. Lita
Created:  9/9/1999

We put both warriors, well one warrior and one semi-warrior (I don't call shootin' lightning bolts, bubbles, fire, love, I mean what's with that? Love what happened run out of ideas? As I was saying I don't call shootin' lighting, love, bubbles, fire, whatever and only gettin' the crap beaten out of you three of four time a warrior I mean Trunks and Veggie like practically every episode it's like that's the 20th time I've broken that bone it's a new record!!), in an arena.  Let the fight begin and here are your host's Reika and Minniko!

Minniko:  Hello!
Reika:  We are back with another Sailor Moon and DBZ vs. story thing
Reika & Minniko:  let the fight begin!!!
Reika:  Lita looks ready and a little nervous.  Trunks on the other hand looks bored and pissed
Minniko:  He's just mad because we gave him such an easy opponent, I mean he's like one of the strongest guys in the universe and we gave him a little well little compared to him 14 year old school girl he's like what 18, 19, 20?? Well he's got to my number ^_^
Reika:  Hey he's looking up here yooooowhooooo hey Trunks! Trunks! HEY!!!! HE JUST FLICKED ME OFF!!!!! Why that little!!!!!!!!
Minniko:  It's because he's in love with me that's why he only did it to you.  Not me
Reika:  Why I oughta
Minniko:  And the fight begins Lita attack's left punch, right punch, high kick, low kick I can't believe she didn't land a single punch!
Reika:  Wait turn on the sound
Trunks- "Mauhaha, you weak pathetic excuse for a girl my weak pathetic excuse for a sister could whoop you any day! Mauhaha!"
Lita- "Oh ya? Hiya!!"
Minniko:  OH MY GOD!! Right in the-
Reika:  His grandchildren are gonna be feelin' that one
Minniko:  Hehe!
Reika:  I'm serious it's gonna be like 'Mommy my thingy hurts' 'I know it's because my Dad got into a fight when he was 18 and a girl kicked him in the-'
Trunks- "Ggggrrrrrr I'll final flash your @$$ so hard it'll make me and.... and Goku, no, Dad, no, Gohan!... nnnoooo I know Majin Buu! Yes! It'll make me and Majin Buu seem like college buddies, even though I've never been to college it doesn't matter I'm 19!"
Minniko:  Oohhhh!!!! An older man, teenager-
Reika:  Boy
Minniko:  Sshhhh! Whatever! I wonder when he'll propose to me.  Reika what should be the color of my wedding dress? White or maybe light yellow?
BOOM!! BOOM!!!
Lita- "Aggggghhhhhh!!!"
Reika:  And Lita faints how weird oh now I know why MINNIKO!!!!!
Minniko:  Yes?
Reika:  You called PICCOLO AGAIN!!!!!
Minniko:  I thought it would make the fight more interesting
Reika:  Well guess the fight is over and PICCOLO won
*Trunks flies over to them*
Minniko:  Oh helllllllo Trunks
Reika:  Bast**ds, all men are bast**ds *Reika looks at Trunks* Bast**d
Trunks:  Ooohhhhhh so that's what you think of me eh?
Reika:  Ya!
Trunks:  Alright would you like to step outside for a minute?
Reika:  Ok gggggrrrrrrr
Trunks:  Will you excuse us for a minute there's a little problem we have to work out
Minniko:  Sure (This is gonna be great! After Reika's gone it'll be just me and Trunks hehe!)
*Minniko steps outside*
Reika & Trunks:  SUCKER!!!
*They run off.  Minniko runs after them*
Minniko:  Wait! Reika what I said earlier, I was just kidding you guys wait!!

END