Sailor Venus VS. Vegeta
Created 9/14/99

Reika: Hello!
Minniko: Hidy Ho!
Reika: Get that Mr. Hanky costume off Minniko you look like an idiot! Your embarrassing me in front of the only cute person-
Minniko: Saiyan
Reika: Whatever! The only cute saiyan on the show!
Minniko: Oh so Trunks isn't cute anymore eh?
Reika: Oh shut up!
Minniko: Well if Trunks isn't cute anymore why did you ditch me, YOUR PARTNER AND BEST FRIEND, to go make out with some drop dead gorgeous guy HUH!!???!!! Do you know how long it took me to find you!?! AND when I did you were making out with my guy!!!
Reika: He is not your GUY HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Minniko: I claimed him fir-
*Just then Trunks walks by flirting with Mina*
Reika: Grrrrr why that little no good BEEP!
Minniko: Lets get him!!!!!
Reika: How DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME YOU LITTLE.......!!
Trunks: Reika I can explain-
Vegeta: NO son of MINE is going to cheat on a girl as good lookin' as that eat this!!!!
*BOOM!!!!!! Trunks flies high into the sky*
Vegeta: Heheh loser he never was a true saiyan too soft.  Oh well, maybe I'll have better luck with Bra
Minniko: I can't believe it!!!
Reika: I know! You know I read in this one magazine that when you talk to someone you should always make eye contact
Minniko: Ya all Trunks was staring at was Mina's really short orange micro, micro skirt
Reika: And her really low top.  I bet she pulls it down when she transforms
Minniko: Skirts that low should be illegal- Reika what are you doing??
*Minniko stares blankly at Reika who is pulling her top down and lifting her skirt up*
Reika: Well Trunks likes girls who's tops are low and skirts that are short so......
Minniko (groans): Oh my God.  Well lets start the fight.  Ready...GO!!
*Mina jumps high into the air*
Reika: BIFF!! BIFF!!!!!!!! HAHA! Vegeta counter attacks with a fireball THAT'LL leave a mark!!! 
Minniko: Vegeta is taking something out of his armor
Reika & Minniko: OHMYGOD!!!! It's BEER!!???!!!!
Reika: Vegeta drinks the beer in one gulp
Minniko: Obviously....
Reika & Minniko: He' drunk!
Reika: Well that was kinda stupid now he can barely see where he's goin'
Minniko: What's that up in the sky? It's a bird, it's a plane, not it's a Vegeta's just kicked my @$$ Trunks doll (each sold separately)
Reika: Vegeta catches him and THROWS!! him at Mina!
Minniko: OUCH!! Well it looks like it's lights out for the Scout of Love
Reika: More like Scout of Pain! WAIT! She's getting up she's got the moon sword in her hand she's running towards Vegeta and they run into each other!!
Minniko: Their both out cold!
Reika: Guess it's a draw.  I've gotta tell you I'm surprised I thought for sure Vegeta would win.  Guess you know what this means.
Minniko & Reika: See Ya!
Reika: I get to help Trunks!
Minniko: No! I do!