Serena VS. Gohan
Created 9/21/99

Reika: Today we're gonna have an interesting match.  Sailor Moon VS. Gohan.
Minniko: Hmmmmm.... I don't know who I like better, Usagi-chan or Gohan, 'cause he's a major hottie!
Reika: He's a dork, what could you possibly find "hot" about him.  I mean.... he's soooo.... he's sooooo....
Minniko: Dreamy?
Reika: Ugly.
Minniko: WHAT!!! Why you little...
Reika: ah ah ah, no no no! Remember our deal.
Minniko: Oh yeah.
Reika: Why don't you explain to our audience what our deal is, Minniko?
*Reika has an evil look on her face*
Minniko: Our deal is that she'll set me up with Gohan if I stop buggin' her.
Reika: LOUDER!!!!
Minniko: I said SHE'LL SET ME UP WITH GOHAN IF I STOP BUGGING HER!!!!!
Reika: Much better.
Minniko: Well now that that's over with it's time for your favorite part of the show, we get to answer your letters.
Reika: I'm going to answer the questions this time! Last time you told some person he could go out with me.  You forgot to tell me who it was and I told them 'no' and it turned out it was Piccolo and boy was he pissed when I said no.  YOU almost killed me!
Minniko: Kay.
Reika: Our first letter says: 

Dear Reika and Minniko...

Minniko: How come they always put your name first!
Reika 'Cause I'm the smartest that's WHY!! Anyway...

Dear Reika and Minniko
I love your show it's sooooo cool!! Anyway, I was like wondering if you, Reika, could like totally like set me up with that hottie Trunks.  He's like so cute!!!! Anyway, could you? Like please pretty please!!!! Okay well I've gotta go 'cause I'm in special like ed. and I've like gotta go to class.  Isn't that like soooo like stupid like 'cause im relly smert uo lik nou k oky sea ya!

Reika: Hell no!
*After about 30 letters that said basically the same thing as the first one the fight began*
Minniko: Ready, set, GO!! Serena charges at Gohan.  OUCH!! That's gotta hurt, she fell flat on her face.
Reika: What the!?!
Minniko: Their shaking hands and walking away!!
Reika: Dude their ditching us!
Minniko & Reika: LETS GET 'EM!!
*Reika & Minniko run down into the arena and start to fight Gohan and Serena*
Serena: Why you little *beep!* Why don't you *beep!* your *beep!* what the *beep!*
Gohan: Actually it would be more correct to say *beep!* you *beep!* why you stupid *beep!*
Serena: Oh, okay.
Reika: You guy's this is stupid lets go get milk shakes.
Serena, Minniko, & Gohan: Ummm okay!
Gohan: Besides violence never solves anything.
Vegeta: Your wrong! Violence does solve a lot of things which I'm about to show you bunch of losers right now!
*Vegeta is about to punch Reika...*
Reika: Wait!! You can't kill the broadcasters, then who would broadcast al of those wonderful battle's you fight?
Vegeta: Hmmmm the girl's got a point.  Besides, if I did kill her Trunks would get mad then Bulma would get mad 'cause I upset her "precious little baby".  Okay you and your annoying friend and Gohan can go 'cause if I hurt Gohan, Kakarrot will be mad.  And who the heck is this meatball-haired girl? Oh screw this, lets go get milkshakes!

The End