Bulma VS. Rei Part II
Created 10/27/99

Quick note: I call Rei, "Raye" in this story but their the same person so don't think it's a completely different character

Minniko & Reika: Until next time see ya...!!??? What the?????
*The ground starts to rumble*
Minniko & Reika: Aaaahhhhh!!!! Earthquake!!!!!!
*A vision pops into Raye's head*
Raye - "I feel a strange force here!"
*The ashes start to form a body*
Reika: Holy shhh.....!!!!!!
Audience: "Jerry! Jerry!"
Reika: What the!?! Who the heck are these people?!!
Minniko: Hey! I've heard of them on Anime News! Their the audience from the Jerry Springer show!
Reika: What!?! Then why are they here!
Minniko: Well I guess when someone says a bad word on the air they come and interrupt you
Reika: Oh yeah! I was watching that! Didn't they first strike that "DBZ: Episodes after Recoome dies" story?
Minniko: That's the one
Reika: Man! I read that story and boy did it ever suck! I mean the Bulma and Vegeta thing was totally lame! A beam of light shines down on them and they float into the sky? Give me a break! And then Goku marring Mistress 9? Gosh, how long did it take them to think up something like that? 2 seconds?
*Reika and Minniko start cracking up*
*The phone rings*
RRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!
*Reika and Minniko stop laughing*
Minniko: I'll get it
*Minniko picks up the phone and puts it on speaker*
Minniko: Hello?
Stefi & Chrissy: What do you mean our story sucks!!!
Minniko: Oh boy!
*Reika and Minniko exchange glances*
*Minniko turns on the "BEEP" switch*
Chrissy: You know what? I'm going to beat the BEEP out of your BEEP BEEP so hard that...
Reika: Ok, screw you wacko bastard! Learn to take a joke even though I wasn't joking and... um... your story really did suck!
*Reika quickly hangs up*
Reika: Ok where were we?
Minniko: Um... Bulma's ashes are forming into a human body
Reika: Whoa! Holy...
Audience: ".........."
*Reika pauses and stares at the audience*
Reika: ....crud! It's the end of the world!
*Bulma's ashes finish the human body and Bulma stands there*
Minniko: Worse! It's Bulma seeking REVENGE!!!!
*Reika and Minniko look at each other*
Minniko & Reika: TOO COOL!!!
Reika: Ladies and Gents. this is an event! Quick! Turn on the sound!
Bulma - "VEGGIE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!"
*BOOM!*
*Minniko and Reika duck underneath their desk and then slowly come back up*
Minniko: Wow! Was that power!
Reika: I know! She looked real evil like too.  Crazed woman floating in the air with blood red eyes seeking total revenge.  Boy, that's gonna give me nightmares tonight!
Minniko: Bulma's da bomb! You go girl!
*Reika stares at Minniko*
Minniko: What?
Reika: That is like SO last season
*The dust clears*
Reika: Whoa! Sailor Mars is still alive! Vegeta saved her!
Minniko: How romantic!
Reika: Shut up! ^_^;;  Quick! Turn on the sound!
Raye - "What you scared to go on the ground and fight? Get your sorry ass down here!
*Bulma floats down to the ground*
Bulma - "You and me Raye! NOW!!!"
Raye - "You got it!"
Vegeta - "This shall be amusing. *smirk*  I love cat fights. *makes cat sound*
Minniko: And the fight begins!
Reika: Raye punches left, right, and does a triple axle kick with a twist! And Bulma's down!
Minniko: But wait! Bulma's getting up.... Wow! And does a summersault-double axle-back flip-kick right on Raye's head! YOOOOOSSSHHH!!
Reika: She's gonna feel that one in the morning! Especially since it made that sound, what was that again?
Minniko: It was like YOOOOOSSSHHH!!
*Reika cracks up*
Reika: Do that again!
Minniko: YOOOOOSSSHHH!!
*Reika cracks up again*
Reika: That is too funny
Minniko: Yeah, and I didn't know Vegeta could do such a good cat sound
Reika: I did
Minniko: What do you mean?
Reika: Um, I sort of flirted with him before the fight began....
*Minniko slams her hand on the table and accidentally pushes the speaker button that let's everyone in the arena hear you*
Minniko: YOU FLIRTED WITH VEGETA?!?!!!!!!!!!!
*Raye and Bulma stop chocking each other*
*Reika notices a light just turned on in the control panel and looks to see what it is*
Reika: Um... Minniko.... you didn't accidentally turn on the speaker button when you slapped your hand against the table... did you?
*Minniko looks where her hand was*
Minniko: Oops
*Raye and Bulma stare at Vegeta with their arms crossed*
Vegeta - "Whoa!.... How did that slip out? ^_^;;"
Raye - "You cheated on both of us?"
Vegeta - "Cheated is a harsh word, more like 'flirted'"
Bulma - "Well, maybe instead of us killing each other we should kill YOU! What do you think Mars?
Raye - "Oh yeah! Lets dispose of this scrub!"
Vegeta - ".......???"
Raye - "I call upon the power of Mars! Fireballs Charge!"
*A scroll hits Vegeta and he's unable to move*
Bulma - "Now it's my turn!"
Vegeta - "What are you going to do to me woman? You don't have a power"
Reika: What IS she going to do? I mean, she doesn't have any power
Minniko: Maybe she'll sit on him
Reika: What?!? Sit on him?!?
Minniko: Yeah, I can just picture it now....
<Bulma: Now it's my turn!
Vegeta: What are you going to do with me woman? You don't have any power
Bulma: Oh yeah?
*Bulma grows really, really big*
Vegeta: Holy BEEP! What the BEEP is that!
Bulma: I'm SUMO BULMA!!!! SQUISH! SQUISH!
Vegeta: BEEP
*Bulma jumps in the air and lands her butt on Vegeta.  She then keeps bouncing on him like he was a trampoline*
*YOOOOOSSSHHH!!*
*YOOOOOSSSHHH!!*
*YOOOOOSSSHHH!!*>
Minniko: Hee hee hee!
*SLAP!*
Reika: Minniko! Snap out of it!
Minniko: Oh sorry, I was just dreaming of Bulma becoming a sumo wrestler and squishing Vegeta
Reika: You have a sick mind.  Now pipe down! And turn the sound back on! I wanna know what Bulma's gonna do!
Bulma - "Wrong! Don't underestimate the power of a woman!"
*BOOM! Bulma blasts Vegeta into another DIMENSION*
Bulma - "That should take care of that loser! Now I can get back to me and Yamcha!"
Raye - "Your alright Bulma, friends?"
Bulma - "Friends"
Minniko: This is way too touching
Reika: I know, this is a fighting arena not some friend connection!
Minniko: I wonder where Bulma went she went to another dimension
Reika: What do you mean? Everybody knows she went to...
RRRIIIIIIIINNNGG!!!!
Reika: HELLo?
Chrissy: How dare you hang up on us!
Stefi: When I find you, I'll beat the...
*Reika quickly hangs up the phone*
Reika: Well that's all for today!
Minniko: Tune in next time for another show of...
Minniko & Reika: VS.! See ya!