Rini VS. Gohan
Created 9/22/99

We put 2 fighter's in a arena.  One's from "Sailor Moon" one's from "DragonBAll Z".  Their mission: To fight until only one person is standing.  The question is, who will that person be? We'll find that out on another show of... "SM vs. DBZ!!!" Now here's your host's, Serini and Lika!

Serini: Hello, and welcome to another show of...
Serini & Lika: SM vs. DBZ!!!
Serini: Today on SM vs. DBZ it's Rini vs. Gohan!
Lika: You know... Gohan's pretty good lookin' for a five yr. old...
Serini: ...... your kidding, right?
*Lika just stares down at Gohan all lovey-dovey like*
Serini: Okaaayyy.... Lets begin the fight!
*Gohan stands in the middle of the arena waiting for Rini*
Serini: I said lets begin the fight!
*No one comes out, Lika still stares at Gohan and crickets are heard in the distance*
Serini: Ok Rini! GET OUT HERE NOW OR I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND BEAT THE....
*A backstage guy runs up to Serini and whispers something*
Serini: What!?! Rini's humping Darien again!?! Geez.... you leave her alone for 1 minute and she goes and humps her future Dad, won't she ever learn that's gay?
*Serini and Lika look at each other*
Serini & Lika: Naaahhhhh!!!!!!!
*Stage crew guys push Rini into the arena*
Rini: Hey! Get your mangy hands off of me you over grown bastards!
Gohan: Wow! The girl of my dreams!
*Rini and Gohan meet fact to face*
Rini: What are you looking at palm tree head?
Gohan: Um, hi I'm Gohan.  I guess you and me will be fighting each other but I have no idea why you and me are going to fight because everyone knows I'm a heck of a lot stronger than you and can beat you easily.
Rini: What!?!
Gohan: Oh sh*t! Did I just say that out loud?
Rini: So you think you can beat me you bush hair freak?
Gohan: Well... yeah... but I don't wan't to hurt you...
*BAM! Rini starts beating the crap out of Gohan*
Lika: Whoa! Look at her go! She's totally beating him up!
Serini: Now if only she could do that when she's fighting the Negaverse...
Lika: Wait, Gohan's getting up!
Serini: Quick turn on the sound!  Gohan - "Come on, can't be just be friends?"  Rini - "Friends? Meet my little friend!"
*BOOM!!!*
Lika & Serini: Ooooh, right where it hurts!
Lika: I've seen vicious and this is pretty vicious.  I wonder what will happen next?
*CRASH! Someone crash's through the ceiling and dust fills the area*
Serini & Lika: What the....?
*The dust clears*
Lika: VEGETA?!? Serini did you call Vegeta to come?!
Serini: Well.... He said that if I invited him then he would give me a nice present called "Final Flash".  I think it's the lastest camera or something.
Lika: Those meatballs on your head are replacing your brain.
Serini: Shhh! I can't hear!
Rini: So how did that feel?
Gohan: ggggooooooooooddd
Rini: Oh yeah? Fine! I'll just transform into my most wicked form....
Lika: She's not gonna turn into....
*Rini transforms into....*
Serini: No way! She transformed into....!
Lika: Yes, I think she did transform into....
Serini: But she couldn't have transformed into....
Vegeta: Enough of this nonsense! TELL ME WHAT SHE TRANSFORMED INTO ALREADY!!!!
Serini & Lika: She transformed into.... WICKED LADY!!!
Vegeta: Damn she's hot! And evil too....
Wicked Lady: Now I'll destroy you! Nega ener.... huh?
*Wicked Lady sees Vegeta giving his sexy little smile of his*
Wicked Lady: WOW! He's so dreamy....

What will happen next? Is Wicked Lady a.k.a. Rini falling in love with Vegeta? Does Gohan have something up his sleeve? Tune in next time for part 2 of Rini vs. Gohan!