Setting: Chrissy and her girl friend, Lena, are at
their high school's Anime Club. They watch yet another episode of Slayers and start to notice that Gourry has a big
sword that he carrys around. Goofing around with the idea of 'swartz' from the movie, Space Balls, Chrissy and Lena
come up with the idea of 'swords'. They are now at their homes, sitting in front of their computer chatting on
AIM. And so the sword talk begins...
FriskyFlirt14: oh yeah I'll be sure
my knuckles give him a good morning wake up call
FriskyFlirt14: LOL
Kuriha18:
"are you hungry? here's a knuckle sandwich."
Kuriha18: "or maybe you're
thirsty. here's some nice fruit PUNCH."
FriskyFlirt14: haha oh yes the classic breakFIST
Kuriha18:
lol!
Kuriha18: ooh I just had a baaaad thought.
FriskyFlirt14:
what?
Kuriha18: maybe he'd like some...ohh....crushed nuts with that. >)
FriskyFlirt14:
haha eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww haha
Kuriha18: >_< I can't believe
I thought that up.....
FriskyFlirt14: way to
go Lena!
Kuriha18: yay! perversion!
FriskyFlirt14:
my little Lena are learning the ways of the swartz! *sniff*
Kuriha18: lol
Kuriha18:
'look at his sword!'
FriskyFlirt14: haha
Kuriha18:
Gourry certainly has a...erm...noticable sword.
Kuriha18:
he's always whipping it out during battles. >D
FriskyFlirt14: hahahaha
Kuriha18:
<shakes head> uh-oh...I'm on a role
FriskyFlirt14:
oh yeah that big hunk of pure man power really brings out his FULL potential
Kuriha18:
lol!
Kuriha18: yeah, it really glows.
Kuriha18:
and it's very loooong.
FriskyFlirt14: god it goes on for an eternity
it seems!
Kuriha18: yep. Lina always wants to get it.
Kuriha18:
She seems to be jealous of it...I bet she wishes she had one.
FriskyFlirt14:
LOL!
FriskyFlirt14: oh god
FriskyFlirt14:
hahaha
Kuriha18: oh, the wrongness of it all....
FriskyFlirt14:
hahaha
Kuriha18: oy....
FriskyFlirt14:
but it seems so right though ^_^
Kuriha18: well,
I guess it is kind of right that Lina would want some of it...
FriskyFlirt14:
just a piece... or a chunk.... a BIG chunk....
Kuriha18: XD
FriskyFlirt14:
she wants a big chunky piece
FriskyFlirt14: the chunkier
the better
Kuriha18: LOL!!!
FriskyFlirt14:
it's almost like asking for peaNUT butter
Kuriha18: aww
no new reviews for Lena
Kuriha18: lol!
FriskyFlirt14:
she just wants the chunky kind
Kuriha18: I never thought of it that way...
FriskyFlirt14:
no plain nuts baby she wants them extra chunky
Kuriha18: oohh....regular nuts aren't
good enough for her? she has to have the special kind?
Kuriha18: so
gourry has chunky ones....zel has rocky ones. O.o
FriskyFlirt14:
rocky mountain baby
FriskyFlirt14: see his
is like ice cream
Kuriha18: lol!
Kuriha18:
well, he's always...you know...hard.
Kuriha18: since he's made of stone
and all...
FriskyFlirt14: it seems like a rough rocky
thing but once it's in your mouth it's smooth tasting from there
Kuriha18: lol!!
FriskyFlirt14:
he's hard for you baby ^_~
Kuriha18: bet Amelia wants some
of that
Kuriha18: poor xellos...he's neglected.
FriskyFlirt14:
haha
Kuriha18: hmm....
FriskyFlirt14:
is he the guy who always has his eyes shut?
Kuriha18: yep
FriskyFlirt14:
hmmm
Kuriha18: what can we say about him?
Kuriha18:
well, I think he's a monster...
FriskyFlirt14: trying to think....
Kuriha18:
oh lord, this is just going waaaaayyyy downhill.
FriskyFlirt14: a monster,
how so? *in very supid sarcastic voice*
Kuriha18: well, I bet he
has a *monster* well you know
FriskyFlirt14: you know he's
always smiling
Kuriha18: I wonder why?
Kuriha18:
"sore wa himitsu desu"
FriskyFlirt14: he must have a close relationship
with his sword
FriskyFlirt14: (nani?)
Kuriha18:
"that's a secret"
FriskyFlirt14: his sword must give him undesirable pleasure to
pop a smile on that no-eyed boy
Kuriha18: lol!
Kuriha18:
he always has such a BIG smile, too
Kuriha18: wonder what's going
on down there?
FriskyFlirt14: yes I can just
imagine Xellos and his sword playing together, perhaps tug-o-war or hide and go seek, and then Xellos giving his sword a good
pat afterwards
Kuriha18: lol!
Kuriha18:
oh MY!
FriskyFlirt14: what a good sword he has
Kuriha18:
he must have.
FriskyFlirt14: he makes him undesirably happy,
that it does
Kuriha18: I wonder whose is best?
FriskyFlirt14:
hmm
Kuriha18: I mean, gourry's is long
FriskyFlirt14:
I wonder
FriskyFlirt14: true
Kuriha18:
Zel's is always hard
FriskyFlirt14: rocky mountain baby!
Kuriha18:
and Xelloss' always keeps him smiling
FriskyFlirt14: wow
decisions, decisions....
FriskyFlirt14: damn
Kuriha18:
so many swords to choose from
FriskyFlirt14: I could have
used this as a writing prop for my writing test today
Kuriha18: lol!
Kuriha18:
"whose sword is best?"
FriskyFlirt14: it was on making an important
decision in your life
Kuriha18: oh yeah!
FriskyFlirt14:
yes
Kuriha18: you would have had to go to counseling, I think
FriskyFlirt14:
picking whose sword was the best was one of the most important decisions (and pleasurable) I have ever made in my
life!
Kuriha18: lol!
FriskyFlirt14:
yeah probably so LOL
Kuriha18: let's see....wufei also has a sword,
right?
Kuriha18: and so does "mini-heero"
FriskyFlirt14:
I believe he does
FriskyFlirt14: chibi heero yes
Kuriha18:
hotohori has a sword
Kuriha18: ^_^
Kuriha18:
who else?
FriskyFlirt14: oh and we can't forget that Heero knows how to use a sword
as well as he demonstrated in episode 1 or 2
Kuriha18:
oh!
Kuriha18: he demonstrated, did he? with whom?
Kuriha18:
oh! Inu-Yasha has a demonic sword!
Kuriha18: and his brother
gets one later that heals people...oh, the implications...
FriskyFlirt14:
this blonde boy who OBVIOUSLY couldn't handle a sword
Kuriha18: lol
FriskyFlirt14:
hahaha
Kuriha18: hmm...
FriskyFlirt14: I think
I'll put a section up on SoC about this topic
Kuriha18: oh boy....
Kuriha18:
you may need to put a warning label on it.
FriskyFlirt14:
it'll be pretty imusing on what everyone will think after reading it
FriskyFlirt14:
hahaha
Kuriha18: "Warning: Perverted Minds At Work"
Kuriha18:
hmm..who else has a sword?
FriskyFlirt14: Dear
Parents: your child is about to read a very descriptive thought process on swords..... yeah swords..... and uh it will make
your child extremely happy or at least for all those who understand the true meaning to all of it it will
Kuriha18:
lol!
FriskyFlirt14: oh!
FriskyFlirt14:
Utena!
FriskyFlirt14: LOL!
Kuriha18:
O.o
FriskyFlirt14: whoops its a female....
Kuriha18:
yeah....
FriskyFlirt14: uh that guy she fights with has a sword!
Kuriha18:
whoa
FriskyFlirt14: maybe she's a transvesdite?
Kuriha18:
let's see...the villian from Cowboy Bebop has a sword
Kuriha18: perhaps.
FriskyFlirt14:
oh!
FriskyFlirt14: Kenshin!
Kuriha18:
he uses his a LOT
FriskyFlirt14: and that other guy...
Kuriha18:
shishio's can catch on fire.
FriskyFlirt14: oh yes
and he works it WELL
Kuriha18: Sojirou moves extremely fast with his
Kuriha18:
and Sano has one that's like 5 feet long and really thick.
FriskyFlirt14:
like the fast and the furious
Kuriha18: yep.
FriskyFlirt14:
I like them thick
Kuriha18: Aoshi has one, too...
Kuriha18:
and so does Yahiko and- OMG!- Kaoru!
FriskyFlirt14: gives
you more of a grip ^_~
Kuriha18: lol!
Kuriha18:
well, Kaoru's and Yahiko's are wooden
FriskyFlirt14: wow
what's up with these females with swords?
Kuriha18: i don't know!
Kuriha18:
Kenshins' *achem* master has a sword
FriskyFlirt14: they
must have STOLEN them from some poor hot anime guy
Kuriha18:
he's 43, but really good with it
Kuriha18: I
know!
Kuriha18: Miaka used Hotohori's sword once.
FriskyFlirt14:
you could also say that Kenshin has mastered his sword as well
Kuriha18: yes indeed.
Kuriha18:
Sano was once with a group full of guys with swords
FriskyFlirt14:
did she use it with permission?
Kuriha18: yeah,
'hori gave it to her.
FriskyFlirt14: they were probably
skinny and floppy swords though
Kuriha18: she never used Tamahome's,
though, come to think of it
FriskyFlirt14: mere twigs
Kuriha18:
lol
Kuriha18: hmm...
FriskyFlirt14:
haha this is great
Kuriha18: yep
Kuriha18:
I'm going to have to go soon, though
Kuriha18: OMG!
FriskyFlirt14:
I swear when we're 21 we have to go to this great bar and order the most interesting drink orders and just talk about
swords and stuff
Kuriha18: all the rayearth girls have swords!
FriskyFlirt14:
me too
Kuriha18: yeah, I know!
FriskyFlirt14:
ACK!
Kuriha18: Fuu's is really REALLY long, though
Kuriha18:
it's longer than Sano's!
FriskyFlirt14: holy cow!
Kuriha18:
Presea makes swords...
Kuriha18: Lantis and Ferio also have swords.
FriskyFlirt14: okay I think that's
enough for today kids
Kuriha18: yep.
FriskyFlirt14:
and remember kids.... just because you have a sword doesn't mean you should share it.... or steal it....
Kuriha18:
lol
